Category: Nerdy

Poetry Porn/Haiku Whore

I’ve had lots of time lately to hang out in bed… sleeping, staying naked, masturbating, fantasizing new ways to torture you from afar…. you know, the usual! And I must admit I’ve enjoyed these lazy days 😉   But being lazy doesn’t mean that I’ve put my imagination to rest… if anything, my imagination has been…


Word Porn

Have you ever heard of the term “sapiosexual?” Whether you have or haven’t, you must admit the word itself has an arousing ring to it. Anyways, a sapiosexual is someone who finds intelligence  in another person sexually attractive. Not only does that describe your Phoenix, but she totally just got turned on by typing out…