Sext You Later

Quick poll: Raise your hand if you’ve ever sent a naughty text! Okay, that was too easy… of course we’ve all done that! And yes, I’m typing this with one hand right now. I would actually be quite surprised if anyone had never sent something naughty or nude… there’s just something so thrilling about sexting! Whether it’s the anticipation of seeing those thought bubbles pop up on the screen and wondering what the other person is about to send you, or the satisfaction of such back-and-forth teasing, sexting has to be one of my favorite bedtime activities. But you already knew that, didn’t you? 

Like many other forms of pleasure, there is a certain art to sexting. First things first: It must be mutually desired — absolutely no unannounced, unwanted dick pics! (Not only is it thoughtless and unattractive, but it’s sooo unoriginal! Seriously, think of something new!) Sexting can’t be too sloppy or hurried or impersonal… no, it must be thoughtfully curated. After all, it’s such an intimate means of communication… I find that the clandestine nature of sexting makes it all the more special. So how should one sext? I like to start out simple and seemingly innocent in order to build up that sweet, tantalizing sense of lust and affection. In other words, you have to stimulate the imagination before you divulge all of your naughtiness. It’s just digital foreplay! And once you get past that point, I prefer it when the sexts are personal… remind me of the deliciously naughty things we’ve done… create an erotic adventure land based on my own desires… tell me exactly how you want to pleasure me this evening— and don’t skip on the details. Most importantly, let’s have fun. Now, raise your hand if you’re down to sext! I’ve already got one hand in the air and the other on my keyboard…