Tag: shower

Morning Routine…

I’ve always wondered to myself… are “morning people” actually real or are they just a myth? I mean, who would ever want to leave the warm, cozy confines of the bed? Who would really prefer to wake up early instead of staying up until the wee hours of the night, when dark fantasies become intoxicating…


April Showers Bring…

… many, many orgasms! Maybe that wasn’t the ending you were expecting, but I prefer this one to the original phrase. (Although flowers are nice, too.) Aside from a relaxing, sweat-inducing sauna and the delectable wetness of my own pussy, there are few places as enjoyably steamy as a shower, and I like to turn…