Word Porn… 🤓

Have you ever heard of the term “sapiosexual?” Whether you have or haven’t, you must admit the word itself has an arousing ring to it… Anyways, a sapiosexual is someone who finds intelligence  in another person sexually attractive. Not only does that describe your Phoenix, but she totally just got turned on by typing out that definition. The more I read and the more I write, my vocabulary continues to grow and the more intelligent (not to mention sexy) I feel… now I’ve started a collection of what I like to call “Word Porn.”

Take for example “apodyopsis.” The word itself sounds cool as fuck —- notice the way your lips press tightly against one another before parting slowly and letting the cool air hit your tongue as you pronounce it aloud. What’s even hotter is the meaning of the word: the act of mentally undressing someone. I’ve done this soooo many times but never realized there was a word for it! Now, every time I indulge in a little act of apodyopsis, I feel exponentially (and simultaneously) sexier and smarter. Want to learn another enticing word? Well, there’s “vorfreude,”which refers to the joyful and intense anticipation one feels when imagining future pleasures— something I am more than familiar with, as I’m sure you are, too 😉 I love how words like these carry a special sensation to them, almost as if they’re begging us to bring them to life with the movement of our lips and tongues.

Okay, okay, I understand how nerdy this all sounds, but you know I like to be geeky sometimes and I’m not afraid to embrace intelligence 😛  And if you happen to be a sapiosexual just like me, then maybe you should come over for a vocabulary lesson or two… I’d love to whisper in your ear all these delectable words and then show you what they really mean 😛

Oh and obviously “fuck” is my all-time favorite word to say…  but you knew that already! haha 😉