Yoga Hoe!

Aside from writing porny poetry and amping up my masturbation techniques, I’ve really started to get into some new hobbies lately. My newest passion? Yoga! Or as I like to call it…. hoe-ga 😉   I’ll admit that in the beginning, I wasn’t super excited to get into it… there just wasn’t enough action for…


A Poem for my Pets…

In the depths of the night when your fantasy calls To wake you from a distant dream, I will be there, clad in passion and awe, Reigning over you in divine majesty. Every whisper to escape these velvet lips Will be your precious command, And when I sing my song of lust, You may dare…


Young Sad and Blue

I’m feeling a little blue today.  I know this blog is meant to arouse and titillate, but every now and again it’s ok for me to be a bit human, right?  As you all know, I’m from South Carolina, and while I’m currently in Paris for school and an internship, all of my family and…


Cuddle Partner Wanted

Calling all my lovers! Applications are officially open for a position as my next cuddlebug. That’s right, I’m in search of someone to come press their body tightly against mine, enveloping me in all the warmth, comfort and admiration that I deserve. I’m just in such a cuddly mood, and sadly my teddy bear just…


Sext You Later

Quick poll: Raise your hand if you’ve ever sent a naughty text! Okay, that was too easy… of course we’ve all done that! And yes, I’m typing this with one hand right now. I would actually be quite surprised if anyone had never sent something naughty or nude… there’s just something so thrilling about sexting!…


Femme Fatale

Enchanting, alluring, intoxicating… these are just a few adjectives to describe the oh-so-sought after femme fatale. Now that I’m back in the city of love and lights, I’ve been wondering… who exactly is that femme fatale? She sounds almost mythic, like something from a wicked fantasy or a Hollywood film noir. She’s dark and dangerous,…


These Shoes Were Made for Walkin’

And one of these days these shoes are gonna walk right over you! I’m hoping that day comes sooner rather than later, because I am more than ready to step back into my dominatrix role. In fact, I think I’ve been too sweet to my pets lately… it’s time to dole out some discipline! As…


On the Edge

Tonight, I want to take you to the edge of glory, of greatness…of orgasm! But I don’t want to take you there just once or twice. I want to get you to the edge over and over again until you’ve gone mad begging for that sweet release. It may seem like a punishment at first,…


Playdate

Call me crazy, but I have a suspicion that calling me is the best part of your day… at least I hope it is! I really do strive to make your day— and your nights of course. But it’s so easy to say whatever you want from the comfort and privacy of your own home…….


Poetry Porn/Haiku Whore

I’ve had lots of time lately to hang out in bed… sleeping, staying naked, masturbating, fantasizing new ways to torture you from afar…. you know, the usual! And I must admit I’ve enjoyed these lazy days 😉   But being lazy doesn’t mean that I’ve put my imagination to rest… if anything, my imagination has been…