Month: May 2020

Lesson in Masturbathing…

No, that wasn’t a typo! Being the word-porn nerd that you know and love, I couldn’t resist the opportunity to create a word that combines two of my favorite activities. Masturbating + bathing = masturbathing!  Masturbation May has begun, and it seems that the bathroom is a popular venue. Did anyone check out my sexy…


Bitch Please Part II: Return of The Bitch

“Good morning, baby…” you hear me murmur softly while I gently nibble on your ear. You slowly open your eyes and orient yourself, still waking from an intense dream. Your cock is stiff against the crisp white sheets, my legs are entangled with yours, my hands running up the small of your back… soft sunlight…