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A Strapping Young Lady…

I know you’ve fantasized about fucking me before… now just how many times or how often I can’t be sure, but I’ll let you keep that little secret to yourself for now! But have you ever fantasized about me fucking you? No, no, no… I don’t mean straddling you and riding you hard like a…


Lesson in Masturbathing…

No, that wasn’t a typo! Being the word-porn nerd that you know and love, I couldn’t resist the opportunity to create a word that combines two of my favorite activities. Masturbating + bathing = masturbathing!  Masturbation May has begun, and it seems that the bathroom is a popular venue. Did anyone check out my sexy…


Just for You

Peek inside for a little video surprise… this is for my stocking lovers 😇


Handmade’s Tale (Special Thanks to a Caller)

There are quite a few of you out there that love to see me in sexy lingerie and outfits, but no one as much as my precious little pet…  While buying your princess scantily clad clothes is nice, I find that I’ve fallen in love with hand-made & homemade gifts!  Check out this incredibly sexy…


Play me on repeat…

Hello lovers… I’ve got a question for you! What kind of music do you like to listen to when you’re all turned on and doing the dirty? Do you like something classic like smooth jazz? Something sultry like Lana del Rey?  Some provocative R&B? Perhaps no music at all? Maybe you just prefer the sounds…


Dancing in the dark…

You know I love to dance… and touch… and tease… and look deep into your eyes with my sultry smile… and all other sorts of naughty things! You should also know that I’m always looking for ways to create new sensations so that every experience with me is even more mind-blowing than the last. So…


Word Porn Pt II…

So it seems that my inner sapiosexual is scratching the surface once again… not that my desire for intelligence ever lessened, but today it is overwhelming! Maybe it’s because I’ve been wandering through this marvelous city where so many iconic writers and artists once lived… on the same streets and in the same cafés where…


“How do I love thee…

… let me count the ways. How much do I love thee? Well take your love for me and multiply it by infinity…”   While getting ready for happy hour with my new Parisian friends, I thought of you… Yes, you. I was inspired to take a little video/gif of myself getting dressed to whet…


Just Peachy

Have you ever noticed how often we use certain foods as metaphors for our bodies? Take for example eggplants, cucumbers, bananas…they all allude to a certain male member, right? And of course we all know what the beloved peach emoji really represents 😉 I suppose it can be a little strange to sexualize a mere…


Come and (fore)play…

Have you ever heard the expression “all the fun is in the chase”? Well lately that phrase has been running through my mind, and I’ve realized how true it is. Of course there is plenty of fun to be had once you’ve caught your prey— in fact sometimes I think that’s where the fun really…