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Yoga Hoe

Aside from writing porny poetry and amping up my masturbation techniques, I’ve really started to get into some new hobbies lately. My newest passion? Yoga! Or as I like to call it…. hoe-ga. I’ll admit that in the beginning, I wasn’t super excited to get into it… there just wasn’t enough action for me… and…


A Poem for my Pets

In the depths of the night when your fantasy calls To wake you from a distant dream, I will be there, clad in passion and awe, Reigning over you in divine majesty. Every whisper to escape these velvet lips Will be your precious command, And when I sing my song of lust, You may dare…


Young Sad and Blue

I’m feeling a little blue today.  I know this blog is meant to arouse and titillate, but every now and again it’s ok for me to be a bit human, right?  As you all know, I’m from South Carolina, and while I’m currently in Paris for school and an internship, all of my family and…


Cuddle Partner Wanted

Calling all my lovers! Applications are officially open for a position as my next cuddlebug. That’s right, I’m in search of someone to come press their body tightly against mine, enveloping me in all the warmth, comfort and admiration that I deserve. I’m just in such a cuddly mood, and sadly my teddy bear just…


Femme Fatale

Enchanting, alluring, intoxicating… these are just a few adjectives to describe the oh-so-sought after femme fatale. Now that I’m back in the city of love and lights, I’ve been wondering… who exactly is that femme fatale? She sounds almost mythic, like something from a wicked fantasy or a Hollywood film noir. She’s dark and dangerous,…


Playdate

Call me crazy, but I have a suspicion that calling me is the best part of your day… at least I hope it is! I really do strive to make your day— and your nights of course. But it’s so easy to say whatever you want from the comfort and privacy of your own home…….


Missed You

Sometimes life just happens… with or without you…  All that being said, I miss you guys!  I’ve been a bit elusive due to family stuff, but when am I NOT hard to get, huh?   I like to think that it’s part of my charm. 😏 I guess I mainly want you all – my lovers –…


Tis the Season

Well, hoe hoe hoe…. wait, that is how it’s spelled, right? Anyways, it’s officially the hoe-liday season! Sorry, I just can’t help myself when it cums to puns, lol. But all puns aside, it’s almost Christmas, which means another crucially important holiday is quickly approaching. Wanna take a guess? Well, if you said “Phoenix’s birthday,”…


An Anniversary Gift for You

Wednesday, November 15th will be a special celebration for our most loyal clients! If you’ve purchased at least 15 calls in the past 5 years with us, or purchased 150 minutes or more on the phone or text, you’ll get a gift of 15 free minutes to talk to your favorite Mistress! You can either use…


Spin

We all know the classic game of spin the bottle; it’s every slumber party’s best keep secret, a sort of rite of passage as we first enter the realms of our sexual curiosities and callings. Of course, the original version is quite innocent, just a quick peck on the lips followed by a fit of…