Lesson in Masturbathing…

No, that wasn’t a typo! Being the word-porn nerd that you know and love, I couldn’t resist the opportunity to create a word that combines two of my favorite activities. Masturbating + bathing = masturbathing! 

Masturbation May has begun, and it seems that the bathroom is a popular venue. Did anyone check out my sexy sister Mistress Daphne in the shower?! Well let me just say that I felt like I was the one who needed a shower… or maybe two… one to get off myself and another to clean up haha! After splashing around with Daphne, why don’t you join me for a little rub-a-dub-dub in the tub? I’ll be rubbing in allllll the right places, all morning, all day, and all night! 

First things first: you’ve got to set the mood! For me, a successful masturbathing session means complete relaxation with no outside pressure or time constraints. I throw away my to-do lists, put my phone away, light some candles, pop some bubbly if I’m feeling fancy, and then I’m in the zone. The day fades away and as I enter my fantasy, the only concept of time lies within the tempo of my fingers as they find their way to my sweetest spot. 

I like to start slow, making small circles around my precious clit, which is already nice and wet no thanks to the water 😉  Once I find the right rhythm, my muscles relax… the tension slips away from my shoulders, my breathing deepens, my legs intuitively open wider… and then it’s all about pressure! I rub a little harder, a little faster, moving up and down as my back arches and my toes curl with pleasure. At this point, instinct takes over and it’s like my fingers naturally know exactly what to do… masturbation magic perhaps?! One of my favorite parts is watching the water ebb and flow over my body. I like to make bubble baths and watch the suds cover my tits, then quickly dissolve to reveal the smooth, wet skin and hard nipples breaking the surface of the water. Even better if the water is warm and the air is cool— the temperature contrast creates this incredible sensation that gives me goosebumps and makes my pussy pulse with greater desire. That’s when the real fun begins and my fingers explore deeper than before…

But I won’t tell you the rest of my masturbathing routine here…. you’ll just have to come and see for yourself.