Whore Humor…

I’m not sure if anyone is in need of a good laugh or not right now…. but either way I’m going to share some of my humor with you. I learned a fabulous joke earlier today and I knew I just had to share it here because it applies to all of you sissy pets….


Back-to-Slut Shopping…

It’s that time of year again— time to kiss summer goodbye and embrace the oncoming reality of returning to “normal” life. But you know for me, there’s really no such thing as normal 😛   While most people have been doing their back-to-school or back-to-work shopping during these past several weeks, I’ve been dedicated to…


Great ASSets…

Time to talk about one of my favorite subjects: my butt! I know that I tease you all the time with photos and poems, but since you’ve all been so sweet to me lately, I wanted to reward you with another glimpse into how exactly I acquire my ASSests 😛 I’ve got one word for…


Stiletto Slut…

So I low-key have an obsession with shoes… stilettos to be exact! But I think you already knew that 😉 There’s something so posh yet classy and spectacularly sexy about slipping my beautiful feet into a new pair of stilettos. The higher and the sharper, the better! Not only do they help boost my beautiful…


Play me on repeat…

Hello lovers… I’ve got a question for you! What kind of music do you like to listen to when you’re all turned on and doing the dirty? Do you like something classic like smooth jazz? Something sultry like Lana del Rey?  Some provocative R&B? Perhaps no music at all? Maybe you just prefer the sounds…


Size matters…

Hey Phoenix, you know what? It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean! Yeah yeah… I’ve heard that before and I have to disagree. Not that tiny peens are any less special, but it really takes a thick cock to get this princess off! So yes, I admit that I…


Dancing in the dark…

You know I love to dance… and touch… and tease… and look deep into your eyes with my sultry smile… and all other sorts of naughty things! You should also know that I’m always looking for ways to create new sensations so that every experience with me is even more mind-blowing than the last. So…


Word Porn Pt II…

So it seems that my inner sapiosexual is scratching the surface once again… not that my desire for intelligence ever lessened, but today it is overwhelming! Maybe it’s because I’ve been wandering through this marvelous city where so many iconic writers and artists once lived… on the same streets and in the same cafés where…


“How do I love thee…

… let me count the ways. How much do I love thee? Well take your love for me and multiply it by infinity…”   While getting ready for happy hour with my new Parisian friends, I thought of you… Yes, you. I was inspired to take a little video/gif of myself getting dressed to whet…


Bitch, please…

I woke up in a very dominant mood this morning… I guess that means I was on the right side of the bed 😉   Now, I’m in need of my bitch! I need someone who’s ready to don a tight collar and be pulled around on my leash— on all fours like the animal…