Whore Humor…

I’m not sure if anyone is in need of a good laugh or not right now…. but either way I’m going to share some of my humor with you. I learned a fabulous joke earlier today and I knew I just had to share it here because it applies to all of you sissy pets. Without further ado, here it is:

What’s the difference between your dick and your jokes? No one laughs at your jokes! 

HA!  Oh wait… you don’t find that very funny? You don’t like the fact that everyone is laughing at your pathetic excuse of a cock? I guess I should have specified that “whore humor” is just another term for humiliation…  and it’s one of my favorite indulgences 😉

I get such a kick out of you silly boys thinking your little willy-nilly has what it takes to truly please a mistress like myself. The only pleasure it gives me is the opportunity to poke fun at your pathetic ego… although I know you wish I were poking something else. Didn’t you know that your precious Phoenix has a mean streak? Yes, when I grow bored of being a princess, I turn into something wicked, some dark sorceress casting a cruel spell  (or cracking cruel jokes) over my unwitting subject. But deep down, you know you love the humiliation. 

You know clandestinely that you adore the sounds of my laughter as I look down and ridicule you about your so-called “manhood.” You know you can’t get enough of listening to me mercilessly taunt and tease you, telling you that you’ll never be enough to satisfy me, that my pussy has infinitely more power than any part of you could ever have. Humiliation is just one form of domination I like to assert of my pets.

I’m still in quite a humorous mood, and I need someone to play with… I have another joke to share, but I won’t write it here because I don’t want to be too cocky… something you’ll never be ;P  Wanna know what I’m thinking? Then give me a call if you think can handle the humiliation…